The art of sleeping in seminars

The fun quotient depends on how much you are actually able to relate to this :-)

http://physics.illinois.edu/news_events/Sleeping.asp

Thanks to Sriram for this article !

Dialogues that you should probably use in everday life :-)

Use these dialogues in your day to day life by replacing nouns accordingly :-)
Mail me if you remember any another funny dialogue :-) I am planning to write another list on Koundamani dialogues and Crazy-Kamal combination dialogues. Ur inputs are most welcome :-)

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Vadivelu:

Giri:
"But andha dealing enakku romba pidichirundhadhu"
"Enna nallavan-nu sollittampa !"

Winner:
"Venaam,enakku kovam varaadhu"
"Nalla kelapparainga da beedhiya"
"Opening ellam nalla dhan irukku.. finishing seri illaye pa"
"Varum bodhu annan kuchi mittayum kuruvi rotti-yum vangittu varen"
"Par-ra"
"Ada, thanni vaingappa"
"Dei, nan yogyan da"
"Ingittu vaenam, angittu povom"
"Ipdiye usupethi usupethi udamba ranagala paduthitteengaley da .."

Thalainagaram
"Enna vechu comedy keemedy yedhuvum pannaliye"
"Naanum indha area-la rowdy-a form ayitten ya"
"Building strong, basement weak"
"Jailukku poren,jailukku poren,jailukku poren"
"Visham, visham,visham"
"Gymbody da,gymbody"

Manadhai Thirudi vittai
"Sing in the rain"
"What she is telling ?"
"Hello, dubai - a ?"
"En mummy daddy anga dhana livingstone"
"After all, just twenty crores loss ma"
"Why blood ? Same blood"
"Hey, put chutney"

Misc:
"Mannar and company" / "Ka ka kaakraan makeraan company"
"Number aaru,dubai kurukku sandhu,dubai main road,dubai"
"Sollavey illa!"

"Thambi, tea innum varala"

"Dei oru tea podra" .. " Annanukku oru horlicks podra" .. Vadivelu:" Agagaga"
Later: "Naan paatukku siva-ney nu dhana da poikkuttirundhen " ( Spl dedications to Kasi :-) )

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Vivek

Dhool: "Yeah,its me"
"En swapna budhdhisali.. Avala yaaralayum yemaththa mudiyadhu"
"Naan love-a solla pogum bodhu dhana avalukku cancer irukkaradhu theriya varanum"
"Satta kizhinjirundhaa.. " :-)
"Laddu-ku badhila jilebi kudukkanum-nu chandrababu naidu sattam potrukkaru"

Asaiyil oru kaditham
"Yen da baniyan potta saniyan-gala"
"Kannadiya kazhattina ivanukku kannu theriyadhu ma" " Enakku theriyume" " Idha naan yedhirpakkala"
"Inga kazhattiyachu illa, anga mattira vendiyadhu dhan"
"Ini pinnal dhan"

Minnale
"Iva ile da ava.. ana iva muliyuma than ava"

Misc:

"kutti yevada ?"
"Endra beedi malabar beedi"

The top ten things that math probability says about the real world

A great read:

http://www.stat.berkeley.edu/~aldous/Top_Ten/talk.html

Time warping :-)

Imagine as appropriate :-)

Dr1:There will be a quiz on friday morning.
You-know-who: Ok.
Dr2:You need to evaluate the MT and give me back by Tuesday noon. And u need to evaluate HW3 too.
You-know-who:Ok.
Dr3: Read through the material(7 papers+1 thesis). We will discuss on friday.We need to finish this by Tuesday.
You-know-who:Ok.
Mr4: You need to import ^&*^ format and make some meaningful interpretations of the data by Monday.
You-know-who: Ok.
X: Happy diwali
You-know-who: Ok..Hey, you didnt tell when this is due.
X: Huh ?
You-know-who: You dont have a deadline ? Gee,thanks !

puttham puthu boomi vendum - lyrics

Song : puttham puthu boomi vendum
Movie : Thiruda thiruda


puttham puthu boomi vaeNdum
nittham oru vaanam vaeNdum
thanga mazhai peiya veNdum
thamizhil kuyil paada veNdum

sondha aagayam vendum
jodi nilavondru vendum
netri vaeRkindra pothu antha nilavil mazhai peiya vendum

vaNNa viN meengaL vaeNdum
malargaL vaay paesa vaeNdum
vandu utkaarum poo maelae
naan vanthu utkaarum varam vendum

pazhamozhi konjum vazhi vidu un arugilae oar idam kodu
punnagai engaL thaimozhi endru varam kodu
boomiyil sila maaRuthal thanai vara vidu

(puttham puthu boomi...)

yuttham illatha boomi oru satham illaamal vaeNdum
maraNam kaaNadha manidha inam
indha mannil nilai koLLum varam vaeNdum

panja pasi poakka vaeNdum
paalaivanam pookka vaeNdum
shanthi shanthi endra sangeetham
sugam yaenthi yaenthi vandhu vizha vaeNdum

poanavai avai poagattum
vanthavai ini vaazhattum
dhesathin ellai kodugal avai theerattum
theivangaL indha maNNile vandhu vaazhatum

(puttham puthu boomi...)

Lyrics of Oru Naalil from Pudupettai

Lyrics of Oru Naalil from Pudupettai

Oru naalil vazhkai ingay yengum oodi pogathu
Maru naalum vanthu vittal thunbam theyum thodaradhu..
yethanai kodi kanneer mann meethu vizhunthirukkum
athanai kanda pinnum boomi ingu poo pookum
ohh ohh ohh...kaaru vassal vittu vantha naal thottu
ohh ohh ohh...oru vassal thediyae villaiyaattu
ohh ohh oh...kann thiranthu paarthal pala koothu
ohh ohh ohhohoo...kann moodi kondaaal...
ohh ohh ohho
(Humming)


Por-kalathil piranthu vittom vandhavai ponavai varutham illai..
kaatinilay vaazhgindrom mutkalin vali ondrum maaranam illai..
iruttiniley nee nadakkayiley un nizhalum unnai vittu vilagividum..
nee mattum thaan intha ulagathilay unakku thunai yendru vilangi-vidum..
theeyodu pogum varaiyil theerathu intha thanimai..
karai varum neram paarthu kappalil kaathiruppom..
yerimalai vandhal kooda yeri nindru por thoduppom..
ohh wow woow...andha Dheiva ragasiyam purigirathey
ohh wow woow...ingu yethuvum nilayilai kaaraigirathey
ohh wow woow...manam vetta veliyiley alaigirathey
ohh wow woow...andha Kadavulai kandaal
wow wow oohh..



adhu yenakku idhu unakku idhayangal podum thani kannakku..
aval yenakku ival unakku udalgalum podum puthir kannakku..
unnakkum illai idhu yennakkum illai padaithavaney ingu yedduthukkollvan..
nallavan yaar ada kettavan yaar kadaisiyil avaney mudivu seivaan..
pazhi podum ulagam engey baliyana uyirgal yengayaay.. ?
ullagathin Oram nindru athanaiyum paarthirupom..
nadapavai nadagam yendru namum serndhu nadithirupom..
ohh wow wow...pala mugangal vendum seri maati-kolvom
ohh wow woow...pala thirupam theriyum adhil thirumbi-kolvom
ohh wow woow...Kathai mudiyum pokkil athai mudithu-kolvom
ohh wow woow...Maru piravi vendumaa...
ohh wow woow...
(Humming)

Success

To laugh often and much;

To win the respect of intelligent people
and the affection of children;

To earn the appreciation of honest critics
and endure the betrayal of false friends;

To appreciate beauty;
To find the best in others;

To leave the world a bit better, whether by
a healthy child, a garden patch
or a redeemed social condition;

To know even one life has breathed
easier because you have lived;

This is to have succeeded.