Top 10 Reasons to Become a Statistician

Top 10 Reasons to Become a Statistician ( of course, in random order )

7. Deviation is considered normal
4. We feel complete and sufficient
1. We are 'mean' lovers
9. Statisticians do it discretely and continuously
5. We are right 95% of the time
8. We can legally comment on posterior distributions
10.We may not be normal, but we are transformable
2. We never have to say we are certain
6. We are honestly significantly different
3. Statisticians may be dull but we have our moments

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