I guess this should have been the most talked about Tamil movie of the year 2008. As reviewers, my friends cover a pretty broad spectrum - die-hard Surya fans to not-so-easily-impressed people who dismissed it as a lame imitation of Forrest Gump.
No. This is not a movie review. Its about a couple of comedy conversations that had this movie as its theme. And yes, censored :)
Other than the fact that Meghna is my girlfriend, pretty much everything is fictional.
Berkeley-la epdi da 90 days romance pannanga ? Avangalukku assignment,quiz, midterm, TA work, research grp meeting edhuvumey illaya ?? :-)
Dei mokka.. !
Yeah I know, just curious :-)
Adiye kolluthey! ( Gtalk SM )
Ennada girlfriend-a ? ( Friend pings )
Yeah yeah :) <3
Ada pavi, nijammava, sollave illa
Enakke theriyala da.. Just happened :)
What is she doing ? Intro kudu-da
She is also doing MS only. You might have seen her actually.
(... And after 5 minutes of intentionally misleading build-ups, the other person realises I am talking about Sameera reddy in the movie)
Dei.. Idhellam oru pozhappu.. I thought you really got a girlfriend
Well, er, ( I am not sure what was goin on in my mind ) enakku kaadhalikka neramillai
Kaaadhalikkkkaaa neramillaya ? Adingu mavaney .. Unakku girlfriend mattum irukka
Adha dhana naan konjam geth-a sonnen :)
Right vidu
Thala.. Berkeley dhan da .. SFO-ku ticket podanum :)
Edhukku da ?
Sameera reddy :)
Dei.. Andha madhiri ellam ponnu irundha evanavadhu yerkanavey correct pannirpan da
Yen da epdi unarchchi vilakka oodhi anaikkara ? Namakku samaikka theriyadha, paathiram wash panna theriyadha (..left to imagination..)
Adhellam seri.. Aana wat happ in that movie ? India-landhu vandhu inga irukkara ponna correct pannittu poittan
Indha aspect la naan yosikkavey illaye da :)
SFO ku pora idea irukka ? :)
ss.. annan poi oru 'anniya anni'-ya set panren
Sappaa.. I appreciate your confidence.. All the best
Poda poda :)
Dei, your mother tongue telugu only na .. Can you teach me ?
??
Sameera "Reddy" :)
Well, I dont know much, are you looking for anything specific ?
Propose panradhukku idea ? :)
I know the Telugu sentence for 'I like you very much', podhuma ?
Gun OK. Whats tat ?
"Nuvv-ante naaaku chaala ishtam"
Idha engayo ketta madhiri irukke da ?
En kitta yaaravadhu propose pannum bodhu ottu kettiya ?
Dei naye.. Enga da indha dialogue varum
See 1:23 min of the video
Dei $%6^%**&%^%*
ROTFL :)
Sunday, January 18, 2009
Top 5 Status messages of this week :)
只是为了好玩
Nothing in life can be larger than life.. It has been proven to be minimally sufficient
When the going gets tough, the tough get empirical
It is true that if your paperboy throws your paper into the bushes for five straight days it can be explained by Newton's Law of Gravity. But it takes Murphy's law to explain why it is happening to you.
What is Mind? No matter. What is Matter? Never mind.
Nothing in life can be larger than life.. It has been proven to be minimally sufficient
When the going gets tough, the tough get empirical
It is true that if your paperboy throws your paper into the bushes for five straight days it can be explained by Newton's Law of Gravity. But it takes Murphy's law to explain why it is happening to you.
What is Mind? No matter. What is Matter? Never mind.
Thursday, January 8, 2009
Top 10 Reasons to Become a Statistician
Top 10 Reasons to Become a Statistician ( of course, in random order )
7. Deviation is considered normal
4. We feel complete and sufficient
1. We are 'mean' lovers
9. Statisticians do it discretely and continuously
5. We are right 95% of the time
8. We can legally comment on posterior distributions
10.We may not be normal, but we are transformable
2. We never have to say we are certain
6. We are honestly significantly different
3. Statisticians may be dull but we have our moments
:-)
7. Deviation is considered normal
4. We feel complete and sufficient
1. We are 'mean' lovers
9. Statisticians do it discretely and continuously
5. We are right 95% of the time
8. We can legally comment on posterior distributions
10.We may not be normal, but we are transformable
2. We never have to say we are certain
6. We are honestly significantly different
3. Statisticians may be dull but we have our moments
:-)
Monday, December 29, 2008
A math love song ! :-)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTby_e4-Rhg
Listen to the song first! Then enjoy the lyrics :)
The path of love is never smooth
But mine's continuous for you
You're the upper bound in the chains of my heart
You're my Axiom of Choice, you know it's true
But lately our relation's not so well-defined
And I just can't function without you
I'll prove my proposition and I'm sure you'll find
We're a finite simple group of order two
I'm losing my identity
I'm getting tensor every day
And without loss of generality
I will assume that you feel the same way
Since every time I see you, you just quotient out
The faithful image that I map into
But when we're one-to-one you'll see what I'm about
'Cause we're a finite simple group of order two
Our equivalence was stable,
A principal love bundle sitting deep inside
But then you drove a wedge between our two-forms
Now everything is so complexified
When we first met, we simply connected
My heart was open but too dense
Our system was already directed
To have a finite limit, in some sense
I'm living in the kernel of a rank-one map
From my domain, its image looks so blue,
'Cause all I see are zeroes, it's a cruel trap
But we're a finite simple group of order two
I'm not the smoothest operator in my class,
But we're a mirror pair, me and you,
So let's apply forgetful functors to the past
And be a finite simple group, a finite simple group,
Let's be a finite simple group of order two
(Oughter: "Why not three?")
I've proved my proposition now, as you can see,
So let's both be associative and free
And by corollary, this shows you and I to be
Purely inseparable. Q. E. D.
Listen to the song first! Then enjoy the lyrics :)
The path of love is never smooth
But mine's continuous for you
You're the upper bound in the chains of my heart
You're my Axiom of Choice, you know it's true
But lately our relation's not so well-defined
And I just can't function without you
I'll prove my proposition and I'm sure you'll find
We're a finite simple group of order two
I'm losing my identity
I'm getting tensor every day
And without loss of generality
I will assume that you feel the same way
Since every time I see you, you just quotient out
The faithful image that I map into
But when we're one-to-one you'll see what I'm about
'Cause we're a finite simple group of order two
Our equivalence was stable,
A principal love bundle sitting deep inside
But then you drove a wedge between our two-forms
Now everything is so complexified
When we first met, we simply connected
My heart was open but too dense
Our system was already directed
To have a finite limit, in some sense
I'm living in the kernel of a rank-one map
From my domain, its image looks so blue,
'Cause all I see are zeroes, it's a cruel trap
But we're a finite simple group of order two
I'm not the smoothest operator in my class,
But we're a mirror pair, me and you,
So let's apply forgetful functors to the past
And be a finite simple group, a finite simple group,
Let's be a finite simple group of order two
(Oughter: "Why not three?")
I've proved my proposition now, as you can see,
So let's both be associative and free
And by corollary, this shows you and I to be
Purely inseparable. Q. E. D.
Life's Little Instruction Book
Yet another fwd mail, but I simply loved this one.
Life's Little Instruction Book:
Have a firm handshake.
Look people in the eye.
Sing in the shower.
Own a great stereo system.
If in a fight, hit first and hit hard.
Keep secrets.
Never give up on anybody. Miracles happen everyday.
Always accept an outstretched hand.
Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference.
Whistle. Avoid sarcastic remarks.
Choose your life's mate carefully. From this one decision will come 90 per cent of all your happiness or misery.
Make it a habit to do nice things for people who will never find out.
Lend only those books you never care to see again.
Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all that they have.
When playing games with children, let them win.
Give people a second chance, but not a third.
Be romantic.
Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know.
Loosen up. Relax. Except for rare life-and-death matters, nothing is as important as it first seems.
Don't allow the phone to interrupt important moments. It's there for your convenience, not the caller's.
Be a good loser. Be a good winner.
Think twice before burdening a friend with a secret.
When someone hugs you, let them be the first to let go.
Be modest. A lot was accomplished before you were born.
Keep it simple.
Beware of the person who has nothing to lose.
Don't burn bridges. You'll be surprised how many times you have to cross the same river.
Live your life so that your epitaph could read, No Regrets
Be bold and courageous. When you look back on life, you'll regret the things you didn't do more than the one's you did.
Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them.
Remember no one makes it alone. Have a grateful heart and be quick to acknowledge those who helped you.
Take charge of your attitude. Don't let someone else choose it for you.
Visit friends and relatives when they are in hospital; you need only stay a few minutes.
Begin each day with some of your favor Apr 27
Send a lot of Valentine cards. Sign them, 'Someone who thinks you're terrific.'
Answer the phone with enthusiasm and energy in your voice.
Keep a note pad and pencil on your bed-side table. Million-dollar ideas sometimes strike at 3 a.m.
Show respect for everyone who works for a living, regardless of how trivial their job.
Send your loved ones flowers. Think of a reason later.
Make someone's day by paying the toll for the person in the car behind you.
Become someone's hero. Marry only for love.
Count your blessings. Compliment the meal when you're a guest in someone's home.
Wave at the children on a school bus.
Remember that 80 per cent of the success in any job is based on your ability to deal with people.
Don't expect life to be fair. Keep Smiling :-)
Life's Little Instruction Book:
Have a firm handshake.
Look people in the eye.
Sing in the shower.
Own a great stereo system.
If in a fight, hit first and hit hard.
Keep secrets.
Never give up on anybody. Miracles happen everyday.
Always accept an outstretched hand.
Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference.
Whistle. Avoid sarcastic remarks.
Choose your life's mate carefully. From this one decision will come 90 per cent of all your happiness or misery.
Make it a habit to do nice things for people who will never find out.
Lend only those books you never care to see again.
Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all that they have.
When playing games with children, let them win.
Give people a second chance, but not a third.
Be romantic.
Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know.
Loosen up. Relax. Except for rare life-and-death matters, nothing is as important as it first seems.
Don't allow the phone to interrupt important moments. It's there for your convenience, not the caller's.
Be a good loser. Be a good winner.
Think twice before burdening a friend with a secret.
When someone hugs you, let them be the first to let go.
Be modest. A lot was accomplished before you were born.
Keep it simple.
Beware of the person who has nothing to lose.
Don't burn bridges. You'll be surprised how many times you have to cross the same river.
Live your life so that your epitaph could read, No Regrets
Be bold and courageous. When you look back on life, you'll regret the things you didn't do more than the one's you did.
Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them.
Remember no one makes it alone. Have a grateful heart and be quick to acknowledge those who helped you.
Take charge of your attitude. Don't let someone else choose it for you.
Visit friends and relatives when they are in hospital; you need only stay a few minutes.
Begin each day with some of your favor Apr 27
Send a lot of Valentine cards. Sign them, 'Someone who thinks you're terrific.'
Answer the phone with enthusiasm and energy in your voice.
Keep a note pad and pencil on your bed-side table. Million-dollar ideas sometimes strike at 3 a.m.
Show respect for everyone who works for a living, regardless of how trivial their job.
Send your loved ones flowers. Think of a reason later.
Make someone's day by paying the toll for the person in the car behind you.
Become someone's hero. Marry only for love.
Count your blessings. Compliment the meal when you're a guest in someone's home.
Wave at the children on a school bus.
Remember that 80 per cent of the success in any job is based on your ability to deal with people.
Don't expect life to be fair. Keep Smiling :-)
Thursday, December 4, 2008
Engineer vs mathematician
An engineer and a mathematician are sitting in a lounge. Suddenly, the coffee machine catches on fire. The mathematician grabs a bucket and leaps towards the sink, fills the bucket with water and puts out the fire. The second day, the same two sit in the same lounge. Again, the coffee machine catches on fire. This time, the engineer stands up, gets a bucket, hands the bucket to the mathematician, thus reducing the problem to a previously solved one.
:-)
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